It's all Relative

So you think Romeo and Juliet had family issues? Listen to this. Bobby's a bartender - the only son of gregarious, salt-of-the-earth Irish Catholic parents from Boston. His fiance, Liz, is a toney Harvard medical student and she's Protestant (no, that's not the problem). Liz has two dads, not one, and they're a worldly pair of well-heeled gay men. The moment Bobby popped the question to Liz, they knew their families would have to meet. And the first time they brought his Mom and Dad together with her Dad and Dad... well, things did not go well. Aside from the obvious, there's a culture gap between these in-laws-to-be that makes the Grand Canyon look like a seam in the sidewalk. Liz's parents are devotees of the arts. Bobby's are devotees of the Red Sox. Liz's parents are into St. Laurent. Bobby's parents swear by St. Patrick. Did we mention that Bobby's sister, Maddy, loves throwing gasoline on the fire?

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It's all Relative - 101 - Pilot

submitted 2004-03-07 10:58:52
Airdate: 2003-10-01

n the premiere episode, Bobby and Liz break the news of their secret engagement to their families and each gets a less than warm response. In fact, Bobby's conversation with his folks ends with him moving into Liz's parents' guest house. Naturally, this doesn't thrill Philip and Simon, but at the risk of losing Liz completely, they agree to the situation temporarily until Bobby can work things out with his parents.

It's all Relative - 102 - Truth and Consequences

submitted 2004-03-07 11:00:20
Airdate: 2003-10-08

It's all Relative - 103 - Hell's Kitchen

submitted 2004-03-07 11:05:49
Airdate: 2003-10-15

Now that Bobby has moved into Liz's parents' guesthouse, he's been warned that neatness counts ? a lot! But his attempt to make coffee with Philip's fancy cappuccino machine leads to a burst pipe in the kitchen. In desperation he calls his dad, Mace, to help fix the calamity before Philip gets home.

It's all Relative - 104 - Take me out

submitted 2004-03-09 17:05:33
Airdate: 2003-10-22

When a client unexpectedly gives Philip tickets to a Red Socks game, Bobby sees it as an opportunity for family bonding and convinces Philip and Simon to invite Mace. But Mace's idea of how to watch a ballgame is quite different from Philip's and Simon's. Meanwhile, Liz tags along with the O'Neil women to a basement sale that's more like a battlefield.

It's all Relative - 105 - The Doctor is Out

submitted 2004-03-09 17:06:18
Airdate: 2003-10-29

Mace learns a lesson about stereotypes when he takes ill and is treated by a doctor who happens to be gay. Philip learns a similar lesson when his longtime friend and party planner, Joffrey, makes his own startling confession. Meanwhile, as their Halloween party approaches, Philip and Simon disagree about continuing their long-held traditions, and Liz wants to shed her "cute" image.

It's all Relative - 106 - Waking Uncle Paddy

submitted 2004-03-09 17:07:13
Airdate: 2003-11-05

When Uncle Paddy O'Neil passes away, Liz offers comfort and support to Bobby by attending the wake — even though she's never seen a dead body before. In her angst, she forgets to drop off the key to the bar for the fill-in bartender and calls upon Simon and Philip for help. Meanwhile, the O'Neils return from the wake to find Philip and Simon hosting a karaoke challenge, which infuriates Mace — until he sees the day's receipts.

It's all Relative - 107 - Swangate

submitted 2004-03-09 17:07:50
Airdate: 2003-11-12

Philip and Simon initially oppose State Senatorial candidate Charlie Carson's plans to tear down an historical theatre, while Mace supports the politician's plan to build a hotel in its place. But Mace questions his support when he learns that Carson supports gay marriage, which causes Philip and Simon to change their minds and support him.

It's all Relative - 108 - Road Trippin'

submitted 2004-03-15 19:34:24
Airdate: 2003-11-19

In an effort to get their families to join in the celebration of their upcoming wedding, Bobby and Liz convince their folks that the other's family is throwing an engagement party. Instead of working together, the families get competitive and try to outdo each other — which causes Liz and Bobby to flee to Vermont in frustration. Afraid that the young couple has eloped, the parents embark on a road trip to stop them — but a road trip with Mace and Philip is anything but a smooth ride.

It's all Relative - 109 - Thanks, but No Thanks

submitted 2004-03-15 19:35:14
Airdate: 2003-11-26

Thanksgiving turns into a fiasco when Liz invites Mace's overbearing mother Colleen to the dinner. A web of deception begins when Mace tells the very conservative Colleen that Philip and Simon are Liz's uncles—instead of her dads. Meanwhile, Philip spins a tale of his own when he tells his stuffy decorator that Liz's future in-laws are wealthy.

It's all Relative - 110 - Artistic Differences

submitted 2004-03-15 19:35:57
Airdate: 2003-12-10

When Audrey shows up with an unusual abstract painting that everyone agrees is awful, Mace sells the painting to Philip while she's away. Philip has good luck in selling the painting at his gallery, but when Audrey learns of the transaction, she's furious and demands that Mace and Philip get her painting back. What they have to do to get it back from the blind man who purchased it is anything but pretty.

It's all Relative - 111 - The Santa that Came to Dinner

submitted 2004-03-15 22:38:37
Airdate: 2003-12-17

Bobby and Liz's families are trying their best to blend their very different styles of celebrating Christmas when a Christmas Eve delivery to Philip and Simon's house injures "Santa" Mace. And Bobby feels pressure to compete with the lavish Christmas gifts that Philip and Simon have planned for Liz.

It's all Relative - 112 - What's up?

submitted 2004-03-15 22:39:18
Airdate: 2004-01-07

Bobby finds out Liz has discussed their sex life with her dads.

It's all Relative - 113 - Our Sauce, it's a Beauty

submitted 2004-03-18 21:42:39
Airdate: 2004-01-14

Philip hires Mace to pose as a typical American couch potato. But when he grows tired of eating chips and watching sitcoms while on display, it's left to a famous television personality to take his place (Ed McMahon). Meanwhile, Audrey and Simon become best buddies while working together to create a recipe for the perfect sauce.

It's all Relative - 114 - Ready, Aim, Sing

submitted 2004-03-18 21:43:23
Airdate: 2004-01-21

When Simon asks Audrey to make costumes for a small musical theater production benefiting gun control, Mace is furious to find out that she is involved with the show at all. But when both of the leads have to be replaced at the last minute, Audrey and Philip can only hope for the support of their own leading men.

It's all Relative - 115 - Tackleboxxx/The Love Below

submitted 2004-03-28 11:40:03
Airdate: 2004-01-28

Mace's longtime friend, Dan, visits for a planned fishing trip, but before the fishing fun can begin, the two men have old scores to settle. Meanwhile, Maddy has eyes for Simon's new teaching assistant but fears that he may be out of her league. Simon concocts a plan to make the seemingly unlikely love connection.

It's all Relative - 116 - Cross my Heart

submitted 2004-03-28 11:40:42
Airdate: 2004-02-11

When a TV show plans to air a "Where Are They Now?" special, the O'Neils discover that Simon used to be a member of an 80s one-hit-wonder boy band. Mace, desperate to become president of the local merchants association, promises that he can reunite the band for the Valentine's Day Winter Carnival. As Mace and Simon are consumed with the band's reunion, Audrey and Philip's Valentine's Day hopes are cast aside. Meanwhile, Bobby panics when he can't come up with an original plan for a special Valentine's Day with Liz. Valentine's Day-themed episode.

It's all Relative - 117 - A Long Days Journey into Leonard's

submitted 2004-03-28 11:41:57
Airdate: 2004-02-18

Mace, Audrey, Philip, and Simon pressure Bobby and Liz to set a date and place for their wedding. Also, Mace takes Philip to a Eugene O'Neill club.

It's all Relative - 118 - Oscar Interruptus

submitted 2004-03-28 11:42:35
Airdate: 2004-02-25

Philip is very excited to be seenig the oscars, but when he and Mace accidently glue their hands together, they have to go to the Emergency room. Meanwhile, Audrey upstages Simon with her catty comments about the stars on the red carpet.

It's all Relative - 119 - Who's Camping Now?

submitted 2004-03-31 08:45:58
Airdate: 2004-03-30

A sexy park ranger (guest star Brooke Burke) helps Philip and Simon even a score with Bobby at his camping bachelor party; Liz's bachelorette party becomes a showcase for pole dancing.

It's all Relative - 120 - Philip in a China Shop

submitted 2004-04-07 07:35:03
Airdate: 2004-04-07

A family outing to a department store to register for wedding gifts becomes traumatic for Philip when a piece of the china set is unavailable. But Dr. Bob, a famous television psychiatrist who's signing books nearby, comes to the rescue. Meanwhile, Bobby bonds with other fiancés who feel excluded from the gift registry process, and Mace and Simon's attempt to assemble a piece of furniture goes well - almost -- on

It's All Relative - 121 - Doggy-Style

submitted 2004-09-23 18:48:09
Airdate: 0000-00-00

Liz and Bobby's adoption of a stray dog sparks a debate between the families on parenting styles. The O'Neils flashback to their strict disciplinarian ways with Bobby and Maddy, while Simon and Philip flashback on their gentle, nurturing approach with Liz. Bobby and Liz realize that they may have to compromise on some important decisions once they become parents.

It's All Relative - 122 - Fight For Your Invite to Party

submitted 2004-10-01 07:29:05
Airdate: 0000-00-00

A fight erupts between families over the text of Liz's and Bobby's wedding invitation -- specifically, whether or not to mention Philip's and Simon's sexuality. Meanwhile, Bobby's priest, Father Joseph, tries to talk Liz out of the marriage.