 Black Books
Bernard Black is the foul tempered, eccentric and drink-fuelled proprietor of a grubby bookshop, Black Books.
Bernard is grumpy, very grumpy. He doesn't quite belong in this world and has created a sanctuary within the confines of the shop, preferring the company of books to people. Not that he sells many books. He loves them too much and doesn't love his customers enough. In fact he hates them. In fact he hates everyone except Fran and Manny.
It is only through the persistent intervention of his companions, Manny and Fran, that Bernard is persuaded to engage in any kind of social interaction at all (if you don't count drinking). Without them, he would undoubtedly collapse in a self-combusting pool of vitriol.
If you're an outgoing, life affirming, zest-filled, warm human being, stay away from Bernard Black. He will be mean to you. |
Season 1 [DVD]
DVDrips by CthragSardius
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Black Books - 100 - Season 1 Outtakes
submitted 2004-06-19 00:59:33
Airdate: 0000-00-00
Season 1 DVD Outtakes
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Black Books - 101 - Cooking the Books
submitted 2004-06-14 09:07:46
Airdate: 2000-09-29
Bernard's dodgy accountant has to go on the run, leaving him ill prepared to fill out his own tax return. In fact Bernard would rather do anything than fill it out.
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Black Books - 102 - Manny's First Day
submitted 2004-06-14 09:09:10
Airdate: 2000-10-06
After Manny's help with the tax return Bernard is pursuaded to hire him in the shop. Unfortunatly he actually sells some books, much to Bernard's annoyance.
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Black Books - 103 - The Grapes of Wrath
submitted 2004-06-14 09:11:02
Airdate: 2000-10-13
Bernard and Manny accept a house sitting job to get away from their new cleaner. They also drink some wine.
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Black Books - 104 - The Blackout
submitted 2004-06-14 09:13:06
Airdate: 2000-10-20
Bernard and Fran swap injury stories.
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Black Books - 105 - The Big Lock-Out
submitted 2004-06-14 09:14:59
Airdate: 2000-10-27
The shop gets a new security system that no-one can work.
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Black Books - 106 - He's Leaving Home
submitted 2004-06-14 09:16:30
Airdate: 2000-11-03
Manny runs away from the bookshop into the arms of a beard loving photographer.
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Season 2 [DVD]
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Black Books - 200 - Season 2 Outtakes
submitted 2004-06-28 14:29:52
Airdate: 2002-01-01
Season 2 DVD outtakes
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Black Books - 201 - The Entertainer
submitted 2004-06-19 00:21:01
Airdate: 2002-03-01
Fran takes up the piano. Bernard falls in love. Manny wants a break.
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Black Books - 202 - Fever
submitted 2004-06-19 00:22:44
Airdate: 2002-03-08
The temperature is rising and sending everyone mad. Manny is terrified that the temperature will reach 88 degrees, Bernard wants a Summer girlfriend that he can dump in the Autumn and Fran feels that the walls of her flat are closing in - literally.
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Black Books - 203 - The Fixer
submitted 2004-06-19 00:24:14
Airdate: 2002-03-15
Bernard and Manny must teach a psychopath to read.
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Black Books - 204 - Blood
submitted 2004-06-22 16:36:10
Airdate: 2002-03-22
Fran discovers that she has Mid European relatives living just around the corner - she finds them, becomes one of them, and then immediately wants to get rid of them...
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Black Books - 205 - Hello Sun
submitted 2004-06-26 06:45:11
Airdate: 2002-03-29
Fran tries to discover her inner karma. Bernard finds positive proof that Manny is mad. And Manny discovers a new found confidence.
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Black Books - 206 - Nice Change
submitted 2004-06-26 06:46:21
Airdate: 2002-04-05
Bernard and Manny can't hear themselves argue because of the builders next door. Fran suggests a holiday.
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Season 3
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Black Books - 301 - Manny Come home
submitted 2004-06-18 23:41:45
Airdate: 2004-03-11
Fran returns from holiday to find that Manny has resigned and Bernard is living amid a pile of rubbish, rotting food and dead badgers.
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Black Books - 302 - Elephants and Hens
submitted 2004-06-18 23:42:58
Airdate: 2004-03-18
It is International Children's Book Week, and Bernard and Manny decide to write their own kids' classic and retire on the proceeds. Fran is off on a hen weekend, but still finds a way to fall out with Bernard and Manny.
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Black Books - 303 - Moo-ma and Moo-pa
submitted 2004-06-18 23:44:24
Airdate: 2004-03-25
Manny's parents come to stay, but Bernard cannot wait for them to leave and Fran is unhappy about pretending to be Manny's girlfriend to corroborate his letters home.
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Black Books - 304 - A Little Flutter
submitted 2004-06-18 23:45:35
Airdate: 2004-04-01
Manny places a bet on the Grand National for Bernard who immediately becomes addicted to the thrill of gambling having previously expressed no interest. But his losses mount, and he starts borrowing gambling funds from increasingly scary people.
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Black Books - 305 - The Travel Writer
submitted 2004-06-18 23:46:42
Airdate: 2004-04-08
Manny organises a travel-writing festival and invites a charming explorer to talk about his adventures. Fran soon falls for his twinkling eyes and lavish hair, leaving Manny ragingly jealous. Meanwhile, Bernard hires an assassin to solve a financial problem with his neighbour.
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Black Books - 306 - Party
submitted 2004-06-18 23:49:40
Airdate: 2004-04-15
It's Friday night. Manny and Fran are determined to go out and do something for once. Bernard would rather stay at home, get drunk and ignore his friends. Manny insists that they go to a particular party. But why? And anyway, who is the best dancer?
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